Love and Sex in the BIble

Went to see this play done by a university group in Aberdeen, sorry i've not been able to find any photos or videos from it yet but i'll keep checking to see if they post any. The play is called love and sex in the bible and is split into 4 stories which are basically erotic versions of biblical tales. I've got the programme notes from the play but here's my review of it by section.

Adam and Eve

The first section is entitled Adam and Eve and is obviously about the garden of eden. Needless to say both the actors are completely naked throughout the scene and both are in pretty good shape. The girl playing Eve was about 19/20ish with an amazing body, perfectly shaped tits and long curly brown hair. Adam was about the same age, maybe slightly older and, even though i'm not gay, have to say had a fine build on him. The scene starts innocently enough as they get to know each other but then after Eve tastes the forbidden fruit she becomes very slutty and sexually active. For about 15 minutes the scene revolves around Eve trying to turn Adam on and get him to sleep with her. Its sooo sexy, she storkes and massages him, kisses, cuddels and fondles him, even grinds her ass into his cock and her tits into his face as he lays asleep. The guy playing Adam must be made of ice not to have broke character and got a boner, I certainly would have. Eve was gorgeous and  so provocative with it.

Sodom and Gomorrah

This part of the show was awesome, there were 8 performers - 4 guys and 4 girls who appear on stage and indulge in what can only be described as a swingers orgy, it's sheer joy to watch. For about 10-15 minutes the stage is full of couples/threessomes/foursomes in the weirdest and wildest sexual positions you can imagine. After this however they break down barriers and climbed down into the audience encouraging the crowd to grope their asses, tits, cocks, pussys the lot! It must take a lot of guts to perform this and fair play to the actors and actresses who clearly had no inhibitions. 2 of the actors somehow persuaded a girl in the audience to strip off too, together they pulled all her clothes off down to her thong, one of them wore her bra on his head the other pulled her tights over his face, it was really exciting to see this happen in the room and just 2 rows in front of me.

Mary and Joseph

This one might have touched a nerve with a few people, it was about Mary and Joseph trying to conceive (Jesus) and Joseph wansn't able to get it up, hence- Mary the virgin. Mary storms out the room and drinks a bottle of vodka before meeting a guy called gabriel angel. Who tells her he is a prophet and angel of the lord etc before seducing her and they have sex.

Mary Magdelene

Predictably the last segment was about Mary magdelene in a brothel. She has a couple of punters in and out before, of course, Jesus christ appears and tells her of his plan to go into the desert for 40 days and 40 nights. You can guess what happnes next, a staggeringly realistic love scene between Jesus and Mary, as close to unsimulated sex as I've ever seen on stage, on top of that we get treated to a bit of bondage when Mary ties Jesus up and some pretty serios looking fellatio. The only thing about watching these kind of scenes on stage is that every time the actors move you can see the guy playing Jesus didn't have a hard on, ruins a bit of the mood to see a flaccid dick amidst what is supposed to be a very erotic scene.